Doom

Hollywood Doesn’t Hate Your Favorite Video Game. It’s Worse Than That.

Hollywood doesn’t fail at video game adaptations because games are hard to adapt. They fail because industry writers resent the source material and refuse to respect the fans they’re trying to monetize. Every disrespectful flop is a choice, not a mistake. The Fallout show proved respect works. The rest is just arrogance.

The ‘Doom on Everything’ Hack Is Dead. AI Killed It.

The latest ‘Doom on regex engine’ hack is technically brilliant, but the writeup screams AI-generation. That suspicion is killing the cultural value of the ‘Doom on X’ memeβ€”because the genre was never about the game, it was about the human story of struggle and ingenuity. When AI does the thinking, the achievement becomes hollow.

Regex Is a Computer. I Have Proof.

A developer built a full Doom game that runs entirely on regex find-and-replace operations, proving that regex is Turing complete. The game is absurdly slow, but it works β€” and it challenges everything we think we know about what counts as a computer. It’s a stunning reminder that computation is universal, not just the domain of silicon.

Stop Benchmarking Your CPU. Run Doom Instead.

Running Doom on a custom RISC-V CPU isn’t about benchmarking performance β€” it’s the ultimate proof that your hardware design is correct. The viral reaction reveals a deeper truth: the hardware community values craft, curiosity, and the irrational thrill of making something work, not utility. If you want to validate your CPU, skip the synthetic benchmarks and port something real.