Data

I Scored Every FOMC Statement Since 1994. Here Are 5 Patterns the Market Misses.

I scored every FOMC statement since 1994 and built an API. The data reveals five patterns most analysts ignore: tone drift before recessions, pivot points hidden in single words, false neutrals, a post-crisis language lag, and regime-dependent sentiment. One change in language can predict a 300-point market swing.

You’re Wrong About How Safe Your Dog’s Walk Really Is

Most people think dog-walking safety is common sense. It’s not. A 74°F day with high humidity can be lethal for a pug, while a 68°F morning is fine for a husky. This viral tool collapses the complex physics of pavement heat, breed sensitivity, and weather into a simple yes/no answer. The real insight: we trust our intuition far more than data, and that bias is hurting our pets. Stop guessing. Use the damn calculator.