AI & Machine Learning

The Grindr CEO’s ‘200 Engineers’ Claim Is a Lie. Here’s What’s Really Happening.

Grindr’s CEO claims AI replaced 200 engineers. The truth? The metric is code shipped, not value created. This isn’t about AI’s powerβ€”it’s a narrative trick to inflate valuation. For engineers, it’s a warning: your company will measure you by what’s easy, not what’s right.

The Most Honest AI Pitch I’ve Seen This Year Involves Actual Dinosaurs

A satirical post about leaving OpenAI to build Jurassic Park exposes the narrative machinery of tech ambition. The joke isn’t mocking AIβ€”it’s mocking the unexamined leap from ‘we have powerful technology’ to ‘we should build god-scale things.’ Jurassic Park is more honest than most AI pitches because it names a concrete deliverable while AGI remains an undefined promise.

AI Won’t Save You Time. It Will Save Your Boss Money.

Meta’s CTO told employees to use AI productivity gains to do more work. That’s not a bugβ€”it’s a feature of a system where executive incentives are misaligned. The real fight isn’t AI vs. jobs; it’s about who gets the productivity dividend. This article explains why AI won’t save you time, only your boss’s bottom line.

You Don’t Need More Math to Break Into AI. Here’s What You Actually Need.

The engineers who succeed in AI aren’t the ones who memorize every model architecture β€” they’re the ones who understand the full engineering loop: data, evaluation, deployment, and iteration. This article explains why treating AI as a systems problem, not a math problem, is the real path to breaking into the field.

Gold Is a Dead Asset. Italian Banks Just Proved Cheese is the Superior Currency.

In a guarded vault in Northern Italy, 400,000 wheels of Parmigiano-Reggiano are challenging everything we know about finance. While Wall Street hoards static gold, Italian banks use aging cheese as collateral. Why? Because cheese doesn’t just hold valueβ€”it compounds it. The aging process is a value-creation machine, turning a perishable food into a self-liquidating asset that outperforms traditional commodities.

Google is Legally Robbing Open Source. And You’re Paying For It.

Google has been called out for violating the GPLv2 license, but the real scandal isn’t the violation itself. It’s how ‘malicious compliance’ allows tech giants to exploit legal loopholes and refuse to give back to the community that built their empire. If your digital rights rely on open source, they are already on life support.

Stop Marveling at Record-Breaking Historical Auctions. It’s a Billionaire Money-Laundering Scheme.

We are guided to marvel at record-breaking historical artifact auctions, but the public isn’t stupid. These high-profile sales aren’t about preserving the past; they are the ultimate money-laundering vehicles. From anonymous phone bidders to opaque ‘expert’ valuations, the high-value artifact industry is an offshore account for the mega-rich to hide illicit wealth. The artifact itself is just an afterthought.