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Using TPMs to sign TLS handshakes promises to kill fake devices and botnets by moving trust to the silicon level. But this same hardware-rooted attestation creates a permanent, unchangeable fingerprint. If corporate adoption succeeds, your own laptop will quietly verify your identity to every server you visit, without your meaningful consent.
Chrome’s new TPM-backed account protection stops hackers in their tracks. But it also creates a permanent, hardware-bound fingerprint that survives incognito mode, cookie clearing, and every other privacy tool you have. The same mechanism that secures your logins also enables the most powerful tracking ever deployed at scale — and you can’t opt out.
Canonical has tied Ubuntu’s TPM encryption to a snap-based kernel that becomes permanently unupdatable if a bug surfaces. This creates a single point of failure where a routine encryption snap bug forces a full system reinstall. The very security feature that protects your data now makes your system more fragile than ever. This isn’t a bug—it’s a design choice that prioritizes ecosystem lock-in over user reliability.
Software-based machine identity is a theatrical exercise in security. A new approach locks mTLS keys inside the TPM, making them physically unextractable. The only secret you can’t leak is the one that cannot be extracted. This is the end of the credential theft cycle.