Stop Writing Like a Victorian Aristocrat. It’s Just Status Anxiety.
Modern attempts to write in archaic English prose are not tributes to literary elegance, but a form of affected social performance. The ‘wordiness’ of 17th-century prose wasn’t ornamentation; it was the natural product of a different cognitive environment. Trying to imitate it today—like using archaic language to buy groceries—reveals cultural anxiety rather than literary depth. True elegance comes from an authentic, modern voice.