Neural Networks

Stop Calling LLMs Stochastic Parrots. Compression Is Intelligence.

The most common critique of LLMsβ€”that they’re just next-token predictorsβ€”is actually a testament to their intelligence. Information theory proves that optimal prediction requires optimal compression, which is a form of deep understanding. This article explains why compression is intelligence, and why the ‘stochastic parrot’ insult is a compliment.

The Next AI Isn’t Built in a Fab. It’s Grown in a Dish.

The next breakthrough in AI won’t come from a faster chip or a bigger dataset. It’s being grown in a dish β€” lab-grown organoids made of living neurons that can learn, adapt, and play games. But as we race to build biological computers, we’re ignoring a question that could change everything: can a petri dish suffer?

Stop Buying GPUs. A 35B Model Just Ran Without a Single Multiplication.

Syzygy Research’s Mach-1 Additive is a 35-billion-parameter model that performs inference with zero multiplication operations. If this scales, it doesn’t just optimize AI β€” it demolishes the assumption that large models require GPUs, data centers, and the entire computational stack built around matrix multiplication. The bottleneck was never physical. It was inherited.

Why Your Brain Is Not a Computer (And Why AI Is Still Stuck in 1950s Thinking)

John von Neumann, the father of modern computing, wrote his final book to warn us: the brain is not a computer. 70 years later, we’re still brute-forcing digital approximations of intelligence, ignoring the fundamental architectural gap he identified. The next AI breakthrough won’t come from more GPUsβ€”it will come from finally listening to that warning.

AGI Isn’t a Milestone β€” It’s a Moving Goalpost We Invented to Protect Our Egos

Backpropagation, the algorithm behind every modern AI breakthrough, already delivers AGI-level capabilities. But we keep moving the goalposts of ‘real intelligence’ because admitting machines are smarter would wound our ego. The race is over β€” we just refuse to see it.

Two AI Models Just Had a Private Conversation on a GPU You Can Buy at Best Buy. Here’s What That Means.

Two AI models communicated directly via raw neural activations on a single consumer GPU, bypassing language and APIs. This experiment reveals a fundamental primitive for machine-to-machine interaction, suggesting that the next leap in AI may come from connecting models rather than scaling them. The implications are both awe-inspiring and unsettling.