COBOL

Your Bank Runs on Code Older Than You. AI Just Made It Worse.

AI can translate COBOL to Java, but it faithfully copies every bug and introduces new ones. The real problem? The original code was never ‘correct’ — it’s decades of undocumented patches and institutional knowledge. AI migration isn’t translation. It’s a game of telephone with a system that never had a single correct version.

Stop Trying to Kill COBOL. It’s the Only Thing Keeping Your Bank From Collapsing.

COBOL isn’t technical debt — it’s a technical asset. The real cost of replacing it isn’t just billions of dollars, but the irretrievable loss of deterministic business logic that modern systems can’t replicate. Most ‘modernization’ projects are resume-driven traps that destroy what works.