Assembly

The 2KB Windows App That Exposes the 2GB Bloat You’ve Been Ignoring

A 2KB assembly Windows app reveals the massive hidden bloat of OS DLLs. It’s a beautiful lie that forces every modern developer to question their framework dependencies. The creator’s controversial past adds a dark edge to a story about control, minimalism, and the coming AI-written assembly rebellion.

The 8086 Just Got a Mac-Like OS. It Was Written by an AI. Here’s What That Means.

An AI wrote a complete Mac-like OS in real-mode assembly for the IBM XT, proving that low-level systems programming is no longer out of reach for AI. This isn’t a nostalgia trip β€” it’s a signal that the future of AI lies in the most constrained environments, from embedded systems to legacy hardware.

The 30KB Computer That Took Us to the Moon. Here’s Why Your Code Is Fat.

The Apollo Guidance Computer landed humans on the Moon with just 30KB of RAMβ€”no compiler, no safety net. Today, our bloated codebases crash constantly. This article argues that the discipline of extreme constraints is the secret to breakthrough engineering, and why modern software has lost its way.

Your Compiler Is a Crutch. I Dared to Drop It.

When you delete the assembler and linker and write raw machine code by hand, you discover that every layer of programming abstraction is a convenience hiding a truth: a program is just bytes a CPU reads as commands. This experiment in going bare metal reveals how dependent modern developers are on tools they don’t understand β€” and why that dependency is dangerous.

The 100KB Server That Exposes the Lie You’ve Been Sold About Modern Web Development

A 100KB HTTP server written in raw machine code reveals the staggering bloat of modern web development. Every byte is justified, every instruction intentional. Compare that to the mountains of dependencies we blindly accept. This article challenges developers to question the true cost of abstraction and rethink the ‘productivity’ myth.

Python’s Next Big Leap Is Stuck on GitHub – What Hana JIT Needs to Change Everything

Hana JIT uses a genetic-algorithm superoptimizer to overcome Numba’s limited GPU/FPGA support. The real bottleneck isn’t the algorithm – it’s the lack of community testing on AMD and FPGA hardware. The creator’s explicit plea for help signals a rare chance for early adopters to shape a transformative Python acceleration tool from the ground up.

You Don’t Need Go for Concurrency. You Never Did.

Go’s goroutines and channels aren’t a language feature β€” they’re a design pattern. And C, the language everyone left for dead, can implement that pattern with user-space coroutines and message passing, often with less runtime overhead than Go itself. The cost? Safety nets. The payoff? Proof that concurrency ergonomics don’t require a managed runtime.

The Z80 Is Being Killed. That’s the Best News for Retro Computing.

The Zeal 8-Bit Computer embodies the paradox of retro computing: we want authenticity, but the very chips that defined the era are disappearing. The Z80’s discontinuation isn’t a tragedyβ€”it’s a catalyst. It forces us to rethink what ‘preservation’ means. FPGA-based emulation and open-source silicon offer a path forward that honors the past while embracing the future. The real 8-bit revolution isn’t about nostalgia; it’s about innovation.

You’ve Never Actually Played All of Super Mario Bros. Nobody Has.

Super Mario Bros. contains code that has never executed in forty years β€” not because it’s unreachable, but because triggering it requires inputs so absurd no human would attempt them. This reveals an uncomfortable truth: code isn’t a static script. It’s a possibility space that only becomes real through the chaos of hardware timing and player choice. Your codebase has the same ghosts.