Stop Celebrating AI’s New ‘Breakthroughs.’ They’re Expensive Parlor Tricks.
AI models like Fable 5 and GPT-5.6 Sol have officially ‘solved’ the complex puzzle game Baba Is You, sparking celebrations across the tech industry. But look past the hype. By brute-forcing the benchmark through sheer computational scale, these models have exposed a brittle measure of intelligence. We aren’t building minds; we’re building expensive parlor tricks that fail the moment a variable changes.