Absurdity

You Created an AI Clone of Yourself. Now It Needs a Manager. Congratulations, Youโ€™ve Recreated Corporate Hell.

Munder Difflin lets you run an office of AI clones. But the first thing youโ€™ll need is an HR department. This isnโ€™t a productivity toolโ€”itโ€™s a diagnostic mirror that exposes your companyโ€™s broken management structure. The real lesson: automating chaos doesnโ€™t fix it, it just makes it faster.

You Don’t Travel to Experience the World. You Travel to Prove You Were There.

A new study shows 4 in 10 travelers visit tourist sites primarily to capture social media content. We dismiss this as shallow vanity, but it’s actually a rational adaptation to the attention economy. The post is the real souvenir now, and the memory is just the raw material. We aren’t creating memories; we’re manufacturing proof of life.

AI Companies Aren’t Burning Books. Copyright Law Is Forcing Them To.

You’ve seen the headlines: AI companies are buying rare books and destroying them. But they aren’t the villains. Copyright law forces them to shred physical artifacts after digitization to comply with format-shifting rules. The real pirates are the institutions letting knowledge rot in out-of-print purgatory. If preservation requires breaking the law, the rules must change.

Amazon Is Destroying Rare Books for AI. The Law Calls It ‘Fair Use’.

Amazon can buy and destroy rare physical books to train AI under fair use, while the Internet Archive faces ruinous litigation for digital lending. Copyright law protects reproductions, not artifacts, rewarding extraction over preservation. We are losing our cultural heritage to feed a machine.

Intelligence Is a Trap. Stop Expecting It to Make You Happy.

Society assumes intelligence is a cheat code for a better life, but reality tells a different story. High cognitive ability doesn’t buy happiness; it buys isolation. If you’ve ever felt frustrated by an irrational world or wondered why your big brain hasn’t made you happier, it’s because intelligence is a tool for solving abstract problems, not for achieving peace. The real driver of your unhappiness isn’t your intellectโ€”it’s the social friction of seeing the gap between logic and human conformity.

Stop Using Anti-AI Fonts. You’re Just Punishing Your Readers.

Anti-AI fonts are the digital equivalent of a security blanket. They don’t stop AI models from scraping your content, but they do make it unreadable for humans, especially those relying on accessibility tools. By trying to hide your text from machines, you’re actually signaling its high value to scrapers while locking out your own audience. Stop playing security theater and start writing for humans.