The Vespa Is 80. Itโs Time to Admit Itโs Just Aesthetic Pollution.
The Vespa just turned 80, and we’re still celebrating its ‘timeless cool.’ But behind the pastel paint and mid-century romance lies a noisy, smoke-belching machine that has no place in a modern city. We aren’t buying transportation; we’re paying a premium to cosplay a dirtier, louder past.