Academia

AI Watermarks Won’t Save Universities. They’ll Make the Slop Worse.

AI watermarks are coming to universities, and administrators think they’ve found their silver bullet against cheating. They haven’t. Watermarks will create a generation of students who optimize for passing detection rather than producing original thought. The real crisis isn’t detection—it’s that universities are still assigning work AI can do in 12 seconds.

AI Self-Improvement Is a Trap. And We’re Walking Right Into It.

Someone recently asked for a critique on an AI-generated thesis about AI recursion. It sounds harmless, but it exposes a terrifying epistemological blind spot. When we use AI to analyze AI, we aren’t getting objective truth—we’re stepping into a self-referential loop where errors are amplified, not optimized, and the truth is the first casualty.

Grade Inflation Isn’t the Answer. It Just Moves Your Anxiety.

University of Michigan’s new pass/fail grading policy looks like a mental health win. But easing grades doesn’t remove the pressure to prove yourself—it just pushes it into internships, extracurriculars, and quiet self-doubt. Anxiety doesn’t disappear when the letter vanishes; it finds messier channels. If we want students healthier, we need to change the psychology of achievement, not just obscure it.

AI Isn’t Stealing Your Job. The Tax Code Already Picked the Winner.

AI job loss isn’t a technology story — it’s a tax story. The tax code penalizes labor with payroll taxes while subsidizing capital investment through deductions and depreciation, making humans systematically more expensive to hire than machines. The real question isn’t whether AI will replace you, but whether you’ll share in the productivity gains or just absorb the disruption costs.

Reading Isn’t Dying Because of Screens. It’s Dying Because of Writers.

The death of reading isn’t caused by screens or shrinking attention spans — it’s caused by an oversupply of writers. In 2025, over four million books were published in the U.S. alone. When anyone can publish, publishing stops signaling value. The unread bookshelf isn’t your personal failure; it’s a systemic symptom of a culture that confused production with meaning. Your attention is the only scarce resource left. Guard it.

You’re Wrong About Scheme. It’s Actually a Production Powerhouse.

Most developers dismiss Scheme as an academic toy, a language reserved for textbook examples and computer science purists. But Chicken Scheme 6.0 shatters that illusion, compiling elegant Lisp code into blazing-fast, standalone C binaries. With full Unicode support and static typing via Crunch, it proves that minimalist languages can be production powerhouses. It’s time to rethink what a ‘small’ language can actually do.