The Real Author of Your Favorite Song Isn’t the Artist. It’s You.
Mondegreens—misheard lyrics that become your personal canon—aren’t embarrassing mistakes. They’re evidence your brain is a better storyteller than the songwriter. Every time you sing ‘Excuse me while I kiss this guy,’ you’re co-authoring a cultural artifact. The artist’s intention is a suggestion; your version is the final draft. Embrace your inner editor.